Schemes & Scams
21 entries in the Ed Edd n Eddy compendium.
The Eds' PizzaThree guys, one oven, zero permits, and a whole lot of melted cheese on the wrong kid.Eddy's BarberA five-dollar haircut that costs Eddy more than he ever dreamed of losing.The Eds' Car WashThree guys, a bucket of soap, and a promise no car should ever have to keep.The Eds' MovieEddy promises a blockbuster; Ed delivers a demolition; the neighborhood gets a very short,Eddy's ArcadeFree to play, impossible to win, and Eddy's wallet is the only thing that actually scores.Eddy's GymA gym with no equipment, a trainer with no plan, and a boss who never gets his cut.The Eds' RestaurantThree Eds, one kitchen, zero stars: the cul-de-sac's worst dining experience ever served.The Eds' PoolA pool with no water, a water with no pool, and a whole lot of mud on everyone's shoes.Eddy's BankEddy's financial genius: deposit a quarter, lose a quarter, gain a headache.Eddy's StoreA folding table, a painted sign, and the most expensive nothing in the Cul-de-Sac.The Eds' CarThree Eds, one sputtering dream, zero miles of profit.Eddy's HouseThe shabbiest house on the block, and the most expensive lie Eddy ever told.The Eds' SchoolEddy sells a classroom full of promises; Ed and Edd deliver a classroom full of chaos.Eddy's ZooThree animals, one cardboard fence, and a very expensive lesson in hubris.The Eds' BeachThree guys, a cul-de-sac, and a beach that exists only in Eddy's sales pitch.The Eds' SpaceThree guys, one rocket-shaped lie, and a cul-de-sac full of buyers who should have known bEddy's CircusA big-top dream in a cul-de-sac, and the big top is a tarp on a fence.The Eds' Movie (S2)Three boys, one camera, zero budget, and a neighborhood that will never forgive the endingEddy's Restaurant (S2)A five-star meal, zero stars of actual cooking, and one very broke Eddy.The Eds' Bank (S2)Eddy promises your jawbreakers will grow. They will not.Eddy's CasinoThe house always wins—until the house is a cardboard box and the dealer is a six-year-old
Browse Schemes & Scams in the interactive codex →